[crashes 1920s Bentley through ur wall] READ GOOD OMENS
Minotaur/warforged barbarian: I roll a 28 to intimidate the floor.
DM: The floor is unresponsive.
Barbarian: I punch it. Like, a lot.
DM: It’s a stone floor. Your hand hurts.
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM